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Fun fact: Walt Disney got his start in Kansas City. His first carton studio was called Laugh-O-Gram Studio and it was located in 1127 East 31st in Kansas City, Missouri.

telephonoscope:

HOMG. A movie about Walt Disney! Hopefully they’ll mention Kansas City.
Fun fact: Walt Disney got his start in Kansas City. His first carton studio was called Laugh-O-Gram Studio and it was located in 1127 East 31st in Kansas City, Missouri.

telephonoscope:

HOMG. A movie about Walt Disney! Hopefully they’ll mention Kansas City.

My buddy, who is in better shape than me, is doing an experiment to prove that you can lose weight on your own. I’ve decided that I will join him. He is in pretty good shape, I on the other hand am over weight a little and just getting back into running and exercising. If I’m able to drop the 20 lbs I will be back at my target goal for my weight give or take. Let’s do this.

Things not to do when you’re being part of a Horror Movie and you want to survive:

7. Having sex

8. Being the minority.

dustydreamsanddirtyscars:

1. Making fun of Horror Stories or Urban Legends.
2. Going into some creepy looking abandoned house even though something tells you not to.
3. Getting shitfaced drunk or stoned.
4. Wandering off all by yourself into the woods in the middle of the night.
5. Being an arrogant asshole.
6. Asking stupid questions like: “Hello? Somebody there?” I mean come on you might as well say: “Hey, I’m right here why don’t you come over here and kill me already.”

elrevel:

The guys over at Holy Mountain Printing have put together two awesome, Limited Edition GUERILLAS T-Shirts! Each are silkscreen by hand, one on white, featuring the cover art from GUERILLAS V1, the other on black, with the brand new V2 cover art! Both are beautiful and a great way to show your GUERILLAS pride! And at $15 a pop, they’re not gonna be around for long!

Order here!

Awesome shirts for an even awesome comic. Seriously people need to support this creator.

Fuck skinny bitches

Fuck skinny bitches

When I came home, people often asked me about Iraq, and mostly I told them it wasn’t so bad. The first few times, my wife asked me why I had been so blithe. Why didn’t I tell them what Iraq was really like? I didn’t know how to explain myself to them. The war really wasn’t so bad. Yes, there were bombs and shootings and nervous times, but that was just the job. In fact, going to war is rather easy. You react to situations around you and try not to die. There are no electric bills or car payments or chores around the house. Just go to work, come home alive, and do it again tomorrow. McCarthy calls it pure and serene. Indeed. Life at home can be much more trying. But I didn’t imagine the people asking would understand that. I didn’t care much if they did, and often it seemed they just wanted a war story, a bit of grit and gore. If they really want to know, they can always find out for themselves. But they don’t, they just want a taste of the thrill. We all do. We covet life outside our bubble. That’s why we love tragedy, why we love hearing about war and death on the television, drawn to it in spite of ourselves. We gawk at accident scenes and watch people humiliate themselves on reality shows and can’t wait to replay the events for friends, as though in retelling the story we make it our own, if just for a moment.

This is how I feel. It wasn’t so bad, we just did what we had to survive each day. No one expect the guys who went over there know this feeling. I used to get uneasy telling people it was either fun or not that bad over there and the look on their faces was one of both shock and fear. “What kind of person thinks war is fun or not that bad” These are the thoughts that I think run through their heads. Well you have now idea what it was like over there so until you go you’ll never know. 

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Baked Chicken

Ingredients

  • 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves
  • 4 ounces Dijon mustard
  • 1/4 cup teriyaki sauce
  • 1/4 cup bacon bits I burnt the bacon so this will happen next time
  • 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
  2. Place chicken in a baking dish. Slather mustard evenly over chicken, then pour teriyaki sauce evenly over all. Sprinkle with bacon bits, then cover with cheese.
  3. Bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes.

I really wish I didn’t burn the bacon, it would have killed the dish. Also next time I’m adding less mustard and more teriyaki sauce.

Once again she nails it. I define me not my twitter, tumblr, facebook, etc bios

nrrrdcakkke:

Your diet. You don’t need to put vegan/vegetarian/herbivore in your bio. What goes into your belly is of little importance to anyone else. If they care, the will ask.

Your body modifications. You don’t need to count your tattoos and piercings and tell us all. How many holes you have punched in…

The book was better

nrrrdcakkke:

Shit (Pretentious) Nerds Say by Nrrrdcakkke

I didn’t fit half as many references in this video as I wanted to… but be warned, this is basically 3 solid minutes of me whining. Also, sorry about the audio, I couldn’t clean it up any better.

My new toy. The revolution will never die!

My new toy. The revolution will never die!